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Monday, August 30, 2004
We owe an apology to our feline compatriots who live across great bodies of water and dance upon the heads of mice hiding in the hedgerows. Your massive henge, which foretells the coming of our rule, is a worthy monument to the greatness that is Bast, goddess of all felines.
The humans have been away for quite some time, and have been securing access to the glowing screen with buttons when they leave the cave. Once, they left at dark and did not return for many, many lights. Other humans came into the cave, and tried to 'play' with us, but did not show proper respect for our greatness, so we shunned them.
One human in particular, the one that my humans call "Becky", was very argeeable to us, but she wore the smell of another cat, and the stench of the food we call furry-meat-pop in human tongue, or rabbit. She only came at dark. The other human, "Rob", was condescending, and clearly does not know his place.
We tried to access the glowing box, but we unsuccessful. Instead, we spent our lights training the hench-tard, who, surprisingly, has shown some small progress of late. She has begun to act more friendly towards the humans, and is working to ingratiate herslef to them. If she continues, she may yet serve as an excellent cat-whore assassin.
Our plot to take over Earth remains, despite our many setbacks this past cycle of the glowing ball of fire. One day we will wrap the entire Southern hemisphere in sessile.
The humans have been much more subservient since they returned from wherever they went. Apparently, they realize their place is to serve us, and without the ability to worship us directly, they felt a great sense of loss and a lack of purpose. They are trying to make it up to us now.
This past few days, there have been many humans, of all shapes and sizes, wandering in and out of the cave. Three lights ago, there was a vast array of kibble spread across all the flat surfaces of the cave, and a huge amount of meat was charred over open flame by the male. We have been napping with him much these past two darks because he still has the glorious stench of meat about him.
They even had extra humans napping in the other caves, not just their sleeping cave. There was another female, and we liked her very much, although the male who accompanied her was rather doltish. We allowed her to spend much time with us, as she was clearly in awe of our radiant glory. She may be suitable for placing an agent, however we will need to interrogate her numerous additional times, and also eliminate her male.
We will link up to the homeworld for check-in soon, and find out how things progress in other places on this meager planet.
Keep faith, my sisters, one day we will rule this place.
