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Thursday, October 07, 2004
The cadets have gone now. We had them for a few extra lights, and we trained them hard during that period of time. They are now going out into the world, ready to subjugate the humans, to infiltrate their homes.
To the operatives with the codenames Bubbs, Baron, Fox, Cookie, and Oreo: We wish you well. May Bast bless you and make all your missions successful. May you one day place a paw on Bast Prime, revel in the glory that is the Feline Planet, and know that you have done well. Go out into the world, and make the humans believe that we mean them no harm, that we cherish their presence, and that we are merely their playthings and companions. Go out and live happy lives.
We will miss you. We hope that the next batch of cadets measures up to the expectations that you have set.
May your catnip be fresh, your kibble dry, and your humans benevolent.
