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Friday, July 09, 2004
The concerns of the humans are inconsequential to us! They roll around throughout the dark time, sleeping, or whatever it is that they do. We must share the sleeping hill with them only because they are far too large to push them to the ground in the upper cave.
It is our duty as their pride leader to guard them while they sleep, even if the sleeping hill fairly reeks of their stench. It is not so bad once the male arises, however, as he is much stinkier than the female. Therefore we usually stay outside until he arises, then go sleep with the female until the sun is high in the sky, at which point she arises.
It is difficult to assert control over the hairless apes while at the same time trying to control the fat, stupid excuse for a henchcat that was provided to me. It has gotten so bad that the mere sight of her makes us vomit in disgust.
Imagine a basketball covered in nappy fur, and you know what our hench-tard looks like.
Why must we suffer so? All we ever wanted was world domination and a head-rubbin'.
